Thursday, November 12, 2009

[KvS] WINGS [1988] BELENGGU IRAMA

* CREDIT TO MASTERX PRODUCTION FOR PIC

[KvS] WINGS - 01 Inspirasi Tamingsari [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 02 Intanku Kesepian [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 03 Kembalilah [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 04 Biarkan Berlalu [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 05 Peronda Jaket Biru [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 06 Kota Kemusnahan [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 07 Belenggu Irama [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 08 Sekeping Kertas Bermaruah [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 09 Hapuskan Fitnah [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 10 Dari Tuhan [LOADOWN]

[KvS] WINGS [2000] MR. BARBARIK

[KvS] WINGS - 01 - Keris Tak Ada Sarung.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 02 - Inspirasi Syakilla.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 03 - Singa Dan Harimau.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 04 - 203.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 05 - Mayang Sulit.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 06 - Handal.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 07 - Julang Timur Tengah.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 08 - Samar Nan Terang.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 09 - Gua Henjut Je.mp3 [LOADOWN]
[KvS] WINGS - 10 - Teater Mahamega.mp3 [LOADOWN]

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

AEROSMITH - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

AEROSMITH - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While youre far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Dont want to close my eyes
I dont want to fall asleep
Cause Id miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
Id still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating
And Im wondering what youre dreaming
Wondering if its me youre seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God were together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever

Dont want to close my eyes
I dont want to fall asleep
Cause Id miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
Id still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing

I dont want to miss one smile
I dont want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just want to hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Dont want to close my eyes
I dont want to fall asleep
Cause Id miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
Id still miss you baby
And I dont want to miss a thing

Dont want to close my eyes
I dont want to fall asleep
I dont want to miss a thing

6IXTH SENSE - Hikayat Cinta

6IXTH SENSE - Hikayat Cinta

Takdir pertemukanku dengan dirimu
yang membuat aku jatuh cinta
malam gelisahkanku tentang bayangmu
yang hantui setiap mimpiku

takdir yang bisakanku
dengan dirimu saat ini

ketika kuterbuai dalam lumrah
takdir cinta di hatiku

c/o
aku mencintaimu merindukanmu
menginginkanmu
pasti takdir tak bisa
pertemukanku dengan dirimu

AFDLIN SHAUKI, AWIE, HANS ISAAC and A C MIZAL - Impianku

AFDLIN SHAUKI, AWIE, HANS ISAAC n A.C MIZAL - Impianku

ADRIAN MARTADINATA - Ajari Aku

ADRIAN MARTADINATA - Ajari Aku
Ajari aku 'tuk bisa
Menjadi yang engkau cinta
Agar ku bisa memiliki rasa
Yang luar biasa untukku dan untukmu

Ku harap engkau mengerti
Akan semua yang ku pinta
Karena kau cahaya hidupku, malamku
'tuk terangi jalan ku yang berliku

Hanya engkau yang bisa
Hanya engkau yang tahu
Hanya engkau yang mengerti, semua inginku

[ajari aku 'tuk bisa mencintaimu]
[ajari aku 'tuk bisa mengerti kamu]

Mungkinkah semua akan terjadi pada diriku
Hanya engkau yang tahu
Ajari aku 'tuk bisa mencintaimu

Friday, February 13, 2009

'wasted' bingit

Canaries - Bingit
Fury - Rock N Roll Mania
Hunterz - Tiada Yang Dua
Modread - Revolusi
Mystery Call - Berontak
N.A.D.A - Mimpi
Pardon Me - Tercipta
Rockstar - Rockstar
Sodo - Helah
The Rhymes - Bila

Krisya - Gemersik


Mike


ST 12


Yuna


IMRAN AJMAIN - Selamat Ulang Tahun Sayang


IMRAN AJMAIN - Selamat Ulang Tahun Sayang
*kerana sayang aku padanya tak pernah luntur kasih yang ku tunggu selama ini biarlah bersemi selama nya cinta ini aku abadikan untuk yang tersayang .... untuk mu sayang Suraya Razali

Yang tulus ikhlas
Ingin sekali sekala dirinya dibalas
Walau hanya dengan dakapan di angin lalu

Yang selalu memberi
Ingin sekali sekala jadi penerima
Cukup dengan salam dan manis doa

Aku ingin kau merasakan hebatnya cinta
Dan leburkan saja serpihan calar derita

Selamat ulang tahun sayang
Kini kau bersayap, pergilah terbang
Rentaslah langit cita cita mu
Harap nanti kita 'kan bertemu

Selamat ulang tahun sayang
Janganlah engkau tak terbang pulang
Ku nanti penuh kerinduan
Selamat tinggal, selamat jalan

Aku hanya inginkan engkau setia
Kerana setia yang mencipta bahagiamu


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

BON JOVI - These days

BON JOVI - These days
I was walking around, just a face in the crowd
Trying to keep myself out of the rain
Saw a vagabond king wear a styrofoam crown
Wondered if I might end up the same
Theres a man out on the corner
Singing old songs about change
Everybody got their cross to bare, these days

She came looking for some shelter with a suitcase full of dreams
To a motel room on the boulevard
Guess shes trying to be james dean
Shes seen all the disciples and all the wanna bes
No one wants to be themselves these days
Still theres nothing to hold on to but these days

These days - the stars seem out of reach
These days - there aint a ladder on these streets
These days - are fast, love dont last in this graceless age
There aint nobody left but us these days

Jimmy shoes busted both his legs, trying to learn to fly
From a second story window, he just jumped and closed his eyes
His momma said he was crazy - he said momma Ive got to try
Dont you know that all my heroes died
And I guess Id rather die than fade away

These days - the stars seem out of reach
But these days - there aint a ladder on these streets
These days are fast, love dont lasts-in this graceless age
Even innocence has caught the morning train
And there aint nobody left but us these days

I know romes still burning
Though the times have changed
This world keepd turning round and round and round and round
These days

These days - the stars seem out of reach
But these days - there aint a ladder on these streets
These days are fast, love dont lasts-in this graceless age
Even innocence has caught the morning train
And there aint nobody left but us these days

These days - the stars seem out of reach
These days - there aint a ladder on these streets
These days - are fast, nothing lasts
There aint no time to waste
There aint nobody left to take the blame
There aint nobody left but us these days

BON JOVI - Never Say Goodbye

BON JOVI - Never Say Goodbye
As I sit in this smokey room
The night about to end
I pass my time with strangers
But this bottles my only friend

Remember when we used to park
On butler street out in the dark
Remember when we lost the keys
And you lost more than that in my backseat

Remember when we used to talk
About busting out - wed break their hearts
Together - forever

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye
You and me and my old friends
Hoping it would never end
Never say goodbye, never say goodbye
Hold in on - we got to try
Hold in on to never say goodbye

Remember days of skipping school
Racing cars and being cool
With a six pack and the radio
We didn't need no place to go

Remember at the prom that night
You and me we had a fight
But the band they played our favorite song
And I held you in my arms so strong

We danced so close
We danced so slow
And I swore Id never let you go
Together - forever

Never say goodbye, never say goodbye
You and me and my old friends
Hoping it would never end
Never say goodbye, never say goodbye
Hold in on - we got to try
Hold in on to never say goodbye

I guess you'd say we used to talk
About busting out
Wed break their hearts
Together - forever

BON JOVI - Thank You For Loving Me

BON JOVI - Thank You For Loving Me

It's hard for me to say the things
I want to say sometimes
There's no one here but you and me
And that broken old street light
Lock the doors
We'll leave the world outside
All I've got to give to you
Are these five words when I

Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
For parting my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me
Thank you for loving me

I never knew I had a dream
Until that dream was you
When I look into your eyes
The sky's a different blue
Cross my heart
I wear no disguise
If I tried, you'd make believe
That you believed my lies

Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
For parting my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

You pick me up when I fall down
You ring the bell before they count me out
If I was drowning you would part the sea
And risk your own life to rescue me

Solo

Lock the doors
We'll leave the world outside
All I've got to give to you
Are these five words when I

Chorus:
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn't see
You parted my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

When I couldn't fly
Oh, you gave me wings
You parted my lips
When I couldn't breathe
Thank you for loving me

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Telcos and Celcos seluruh malaysia

Airzed
http://www.airzed.com/
Penthouse 2, Tower D, Plaza Mont Kiara, 2 Jalan Kiara, Mont Kiara, 50480 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 6203 5181, Fax: 03 6203 5260
Hotspot Locations:
http://www.airzed.com.my/locations.asp
Where & how? Getting there: Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Arcnet
NTT MSC Sdn Bhd
http://www.arc.net.my/
18th Floor, UBN Tower, 10 Jalan P Ramlee, 50250 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2032 3208, Fax: 03 2078 4037
Where & how? Getting there: MyCen Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Atlas One - Broadband Internet Provider
http://www.atlasone.net/
Lot 47, Subang Hi Tech Industrial Park, Batu 3, 40150 Shah Alam
Tel: 03 3711 8888 (Careline) 03 5637 2932, Fax: 03 5637 3057

Biz Surf - Broadband Internet services
http://www.bizsurf.com/
74-1 Jalan 27/70A, Desa Sri Hartamas, 50480 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2300 1800, Fax: 03 2300 1840

Celcom.net
http://www.celcom.net.my/
15th Floor Menara Celcom, 82 Jalan Raja Muda Abdul Aziz, 50300 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2688 3939
Where & how? Getting there: MyCen Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Digi's Mobile Internet with GPRS & EDGE (Enhanced Data Rates for Global Evolution)
http://www.digi.com.my/mobile/edge/
Tel: 016 221 1800 (Customer Service)
EDGE Coverage Areas
http://www.digi.com.my/mobile/edge/coverage.jsp

Giga Broadband - VDSL
http://www.vdslnetwork.com/
29th Floor, Wisma Denmark, 86 Jalan Ampang, 50450 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2078 6102, Fax: 03 2078 6101

Gold Information Systems - Wireless broadband provider
http://www.gissb.com/

iDiGi Internet Services
http://www.idigi.com.my/
Tel: 1 800 68 8000 (Customer Care)
Dial-up: 1516

iZZi - Mobile wireless broadband, iBurst
http://www.izzi.com.my/
Tel: 03 9289 6000 (Customer Care)

Jaring
http://www.jaring.my/
Mimos Berhad, Taman Teknologi Malaysia TPM, 57000 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 8996 1900, Fax: 03 8996 1898
Dial-up: 1511
Where & how? Getting there: Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Jaring Online System (Top-Up Account, Manage Password, Support & FAQ)
https://www.online.jaring.my/

Jaring Webmail - Check your Jaring mail from anywhere
http://webmail.jaring.my/

Jaring Wireless Broadband & my015 telephony (with SOMA Networks)
http://www.jaring.my/wireless/home_user.html
Tel: 03 8991 7080 Customer (Service)

Jaring Wireless Broadband Speed Test
http://bandtest.jaring.my/

Maxis Net
http://www.maxis.net.my/
Tel: 1 300 82 1512 (Customer Care)

Maxis Wireless LAN (W-LAN) Service
http://www.maxis.com.my/corporate/data/wlan/wlan_main.asp
Utopia Locations/Hotspots
http://www.maxis.com.my/corporate/data/wlan/wlan_utopia.asp

Metro FON - Fiber optic networks. Residential, office broadband provider, ETTH, ETTO
http://www.metrofon.com.my/
Optical Communication Engineering OCE
19 Jalan Semangat, 46200 Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03 7680 8008, Fax: 03 7957 0669
XPeedoMeter Internet Speed Test, speedometer, meter
http://www.ocesb.com.my/xpeedometer/

NasionCom
http://www.nasioncom.com.my/
5-5 The Boulevard, Mid Valley City, Lingkaran Syed Putra, 59200 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2938 3888, Fax: 03 2938 9888
Customer Service Centre Tel: 03 2938 6688

P1 - WiMAX, wireless broadband provider, w1max, Green Packet, Packet One
http://www.p1.com.my/ or http://www.p1w1max.com/
Tel: 1 300 800 888

Penang FON - Fiber broadband
http://www.penangfon.com/
Optical Communication Engineering Sdn Bhd
Wisma Cintra, 68 Lebuh Cintra, 10100 Penang
Tel: 04 262 9007, Fax: 04 262 9008

PutraNet
http://www.putra.net.my/
Smart Global Network (M) Sdn Bhd.
Level 16, Menara Genesis, 33 Jalan Sultan Ismail, 50250 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2142 5266, Fax: 03 2142 1233
Where & how? Getting there: MyCen Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Time Net
http://www.time.com.my/
TIME dotCom Berhad.
Level 1, Wisma TIME, 249, Jalan Tun Razak, 50400 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2720 8000, Fax: 03 2720 0199
Where & how? Getting there: MyCen Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Time Broadband
http://timebroadband.time.net.my/
Tel: 1 800 381 322 (Customer Service and Support Centre)
Available Areas:
http://timebroadband.time.net.my/zone/availability.cfm

Time Zone
IEEE 802.11b Free Hotspots at Starbucks Coffee & more
http://timebroadband.time.net.my/zone/index.cfm
Available Places:
http://timebroadband.time.net.my/zone/availability.cfm

TMnet
http://isp.tm.net.my/
3300 Lingkaran Usahawan 1 Timur, 63300 Cyberjaya
Tel: 1-300-88-1515 (Support), 03 8318 8027, Fax: 03 8318 8077
Dial-up: 1515, 03 2270 5858 (normal phone charges apply)

TMnet Hotspots - Wireless Broadband Internet Access
http://isp.tm.net.my/hotspot/
Service/Coverage Areas:
http://www.tm.net.my/html/htm/product_hotspot/hotspot_service_area.htm

TMnet Technical Support
http://www.tmmsupport.net.my/

TMnet Streamyx
http://isp.tm.net.my/streamyx/
House of Internet, Kelana Park View Tower, 1 Jalan SS6/2, 47301 Petaling Jaya
Tel: 1 300 88 9515 (Support), 03 7804 7086, 03-7804 2000, Fax: 03 7804 5910

TMnet Webmail - Check your TMnet mail from anywhere
http://webmail.tm.net.my/

U-Mobile - Surf With U - 3G wireless broadband provider
http://surf.u.com.my/ or http://www.u.com.my/
U Mobile Customer Service Center
Lot G04, Berjaya Times Square, 1 Jalan Imbi, 55100 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 018 388 1318

Webbit - Time Wireless Broadband
http://timebroadband.time.net.my/webbit/
Level 1, Wisma TIME, 249 Jalan Tun Razak, 50400 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 1 800 381 322, 03-2711 1422
Where & how? Getting there: MyCen Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

ZapZone Wireless Hotspot
http://www.zapzone.com.my/
Suite 8.01, Level 8, Menara Tan & Tan, 207, Jalan Tun Razak, 50400 Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03 2163 1111, Fax: 03 2166 6533
Where & how? Getting there: MyCen Map | Directions | MyCen Location (what's this?)

Friday, February 6, 2009

Lewat 4 Bulan

Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4 bulan. pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, " ayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check kat doktor."

Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun berpakat dengan isterinya untuk tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang perkhabaran gembira ini sehingga ianya benar2 pasti.

Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran bill elektrik rumah mereka. Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata " ini rumah En. Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya. ada apa encik"

Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, " Puan, ni dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."

Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB tu." APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu yg saya ni sebulan lewat???"

Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba menjawab " ala puan, ni kan zaman IT, semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita boleh check Online"

Kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si isteri tu lagi terkejut.
"APAAA????Saya lewat sebulan pun awak semua boleh tahuuu??? "

Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan keadaan" Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat sebulan, ada yg lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"

Si isteri yg terperanjat beruk dengan kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata, nanti saya bincang dengan suami saya..lalau pegawai TNB tu pun beredar dari situ..

Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti dan pergi ke kedai TNB yg berdekatan..

Dengan tanpa menghiraukan pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ, dia pun memekik seraya berkata "Apa korang ni, isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak heboh2 ke dalam internet. awak ni semua yg berkeluarga tak pernah lewat sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???

Lalu pegawai yg datang kerumah si Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa susah, kalau cik nak settlekan perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si mahphus naik berang.

"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh lahh...."

Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " kalau macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik
punya....... ...."

Si Mahpus mencelah " apa??? potong??? abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai apaaaaaa???

Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN AJERRRLAAAAAAAA"

???????????? ???????.. ......... ......... .

Sayang VS Abang

memula skali ayang anto kat abang?

Dear abang,

Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ke kampung musim cuti sekolah ni dengan bas.. abang jagalah diri abang dan kereta abang baik-baik... cuma ada perkara yang ingin ayang luahkan disini.... kereta baru abang tu mahal.. harga mencecah 100k barangkali.. sebab tu abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang.. sampaikan abang dah terlena dalam kereta abang tu sejak abang beli 3 bulan yang lalu dah masuk 3 malam.... abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang, nak tau ngape?

Harga kereta abang tu lebih mahal dari wang hantaran yang ayah ayang letakan masa kita kahwin dulu.. cuba hantaran ayang lebih mahal dari harga kereta abang?

Tiap-tiap pagi abang mesti gosok kereta abang, nak nampak berkilat..tapi ayang nak dapat kiss g.morning pun susah

Sejak beli kereta tu, sebulan sekali macam-macam aksesori abang beli kat kereta, ayang nak dapat hadiah besday setahun sekali pun susah..

Kereta sebulan sekali abang servis, abang kata kena jaga maintainance...ayang nak dapat pi salon setahun sekali pun susah..

Kereta abang make up lawa-lawa.. tapi kalau ayang make up lawa-lawa abang kata ayang tak sedar diri kereta abang bagi makan minyak mahal-mahal cecah 100 setin pun ada, ayang nak makan pizza sekeping jer masa mengidam anak kedua kita abang kata ayang mengada-ngada.

Kereta abang kalau anak-anak sentuh sikit bodynya abang marah anak macam nak makan, ayang jatuh longkang besar boleh abang gelak

Paling menyedihkan.. ayang tanya ngape tidur dalam kereta? abang jawab takut orang curi kereta abang.. kalau ayang kena curi??

Ayang nak balik kampung dulu.. anak-anak nak jumpa atuk dengan nenek depa.. tak nak naik kereta abang takut calar. ayang calar takpe.. jaga diri elok-elok, sarapan ayang dah sediakan. ayang pi tak lama sekolah bukak ayang balik lah dengan anak-anak.. pesanan ayang..

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU MASAKKAN MAKAN KESUKAAN ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU BASUHKAN PAKAIAN ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU GOSOKAN KEMEJA ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU SIAPKAN AIR MANDI ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU KEMASKAN RUMAH ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU URUT-URUT BADAN ABANG
ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU TEMANKAN ABANG TIDUR

Love,

ayang


ni abang lak bagi....



Dear Sayang,

Bukanlah abang sayang keta tu lebih dari ayang.. tapi ayang kene faham keta tu keta bos abang. Nanti kalau ilang sapa nak ganti.. ayang abang suruh keja sayang x nak, ayang kata nak dok umah jaga anak,nak siap kan sarapan nak kemas umah tapi sayang tiap2 hari bangun tido kul 12.. macam mana nak wat keja umah..

Cuba lah sayang fikir mana x abang tido dalam keta.. abang balik keja lambat skit sayang dah kunci pintu..bukan nye abang gi foya2 kan abang gi keja...lagi satu pasal piza yang sayang ngidam tu.. sayang nak piza yg di order dari jepun.. mana lah abang ada duit nak oder.. abang nak bagi apam balik yg jual kat depan ofis abang ni ayang xnak, ayang nak jugak piza dr jepun.. nasib baik abang x belikan kalau x anak kedua kita tu mesti muka cam doremon..ish xnak laa abang..

Pasal hadiah kan abang dah belikan tapi abang sembunyi kan kat dapur.. ayang yang tersalah buang ingatkan sampah.. tulah abang suruh kemas umah tu ayang kata umah kita dah bersih tapi hadiah dgn sampah pun dah jadi serupa jek..hadiah tu mahal tau abang beli untuk ayang..

Sebenarnye abang sayang ayang lebih dr keta tu wlau pun hantaran masa kita kawin cuma rm8k..ayang x tau bpe kali abang turun naik bank nak wat loan rm8k..tapi demi ayang abang wat jugak..

sbb masa tu ayang kalau mekup mmg sebijik maya karin.. tapi sejak ayang wat rebonding 3 tahun lepas stp kali ayang mekup abang terbayang lak muka pontianak dlm citer phsm. bukan ayang x cantik tapi kening ayang tu gi cukur wat per.. wlau pun abang selalu cukur janggut abang tapi ayang xyah laa nak cukur kening ayang tu..pasal morning kis tu, ayang bgn pun dah tghri nak morning kis cam mana.. dah laa ayang.. abang malas nak citer..

Tapi abang nak bg tau jgk kat sini ayang tetap no 1 dlm hati abang..nanti kalau naik bas tu bebaik.. ayang nak balik kpg abang izinkan Cuma jgn lupa kim salam kat mak ayah kat sana .. kalau ada gulai tempoyak ke nnti jgn lupa bwk balik skit..

Kalau ada lembu terlepas ke ayang xyah laa susah2 gi kejar lembu tu... biar jek.. nnti abang balik kpg abang kejar kan ..bukan apa takut lembu tu tanduk ayang nnti bukan stakat calar jek silap2 leh masuk hspital. abang kene tanduk xpe..

Jaga anak2 baik2 jgn bagi diorang main kat sungai musim2 banjir ni.. nak dpt anak bukan senang takut nnti ayang ngidam lagi piza jepun lak lagi haru.. baik jaga jek yg dah ada tu..ayang pun jaga diri baik2.. jgn sampai jatuh longkang lagi.. hehe.. abang mmg xnak ketawa masa tu tapi nak wat cam mana ayang jatuh kepala dulu yang masuk longkang..dah laa rambut ayang masa tu baru lepas rebonding.. mmg abang ketawa...hahahhahahahahha

Kisah Malam Pertama

Suasana masih riuh di luar. Sanak saudara semuanya berkampung disini.Gelak ketawa, gurau senda jelas kedengaran. Aku memimpin isteriku ke dalam bilik pengantin. Suara-suara sumbang terlalu banyak yang menegurku.

"Hai, malam masih muda, dah nak masuk tidur?" sapa Pak Ucu.

"Orang muda bang Aji, biarlah. Air dah penuh kat kepala tu." sahut Pak Tam disambut hilai ketawa sanak saudara yang lain. Meriah sungguh keadaan diluar walau jam sudah menunjukkan pukul 11.00 malam.

Hadiah yang masih belum dibuka ku susun ke tepi. Lampu ku tutup. Merebah diri ke katil pengantin, aku menoleh ke arah isteriku.

"Kita tidur dulu lah yer. Ramai sangat orang kat luar tu." Isteriku Hanya mengangguk tanda setuju.

Entah pukul berapa sekarang, aku pun tidak tahu. Keadaan di luar gelap gelita dan senyap sunyi. Tanda sanak saudaraku telah pulang dan keluargaku telah tidur.

Jari jemariku lembut membelai rambutnya. Ku selak rambut ikal yang Menutupi telinganya lalu membisikkan "Assalammualaikum!" ke telinganya untuk Menguji isteriku.

"Wa alaikummussalam." Rupanya isteriku masih belum tidur. Ku kucup pipi halusnya. Ku kucup dahinya yang mulus. Semerbak harumnya menusuk deria bauku. Akanku tunaikan tanggungjawabku sebagai suami malam ini. Jari-jemari ini terus membelai tubuhnya. Perasaanku tidak dapat dikawal lagi, namun...

"Kringggggg...."

"Tik..tik..tik..tik..."

"Kring.. kring..kring.."

Bunyi-bunyi jam loceng entah dari mana memenuhi ruang bilikku. Terkejut dengan segala macam bunyi yang ada, aku membuka lampu. Serentak itu, terang benderang seluruh rumahku. Bunyi-bunyi ini telah berjaya membangunkan semua orang di rumahku.

Aku mencari-cari punca bunyi-bunyi itu. Mataku terarah ke sekotak hadiah yang masih terbalut rapi. Aku buka dengan pantas dan di dalamnya terdapat 5 buah jam loceng. Juga sekeping kad berbunyi... Selamat Pengantin Baru,

Jangan gopoh-gopoh. Baru Pukul 2 pagi. Jangan maree.. kami potong stim.

Dalam hatiku.. cilaka punya kengkawan. Potong stim betullah!!!

TAMAT

Lesson learn nye kat sini ...... buka leerRRRR hadiah tuu duluu>>> hihihee

Pasti ORIGINAL

Alkisah seorang anak gadis yang ingin berkahwin mengikut pilihan sendiri.. Lalu dinyatakan hasratnya kepada orang tuanya.. kemudian berkatalah orang tuanya… sekiranya engkau ingin lelaki pilihan engkau sendiri.. carilah yang sopan santun dan ORIGINAL.

Hatta sebulan mencari bertemulah dia dengan seorang jejaka yang sopan santun tapi keORIGINALannya belum lagi diketahui… setelah selesai upacara akad nikah maka malam pertama pun dilalui bersama.

Pada malam pertama si suami memakai kondom kononnya untuk merancang keluarga. Keesokan harinya.. si isteri pun memberitahu kepada orang tuanya bahawa suaminya memang betul-betul ORIGINAL..
Kemudian orang tuanya pun bertanya: “Macam mana engkau tahu laki engkau tu ORIGINAL?”

Anaknya dengan selamba campur megah berkata: “Betul abah…! ORIGINAL…! Plastik pun tak bukak lagi…!”

'Burung' Pipit Yang Malang

Seorang pemuda hensome yang sedang mabuk, berjemur dipantai tanpa pakaian menutup tubuhnya. Ketika dia melihat seorang anak gadis kecil lebih kurang berumur 7 tahun berjalan melintasinya, Dengan pantas dia menutup bahagian tubuhnya yang tertentu dengan buku yang sedang di bacanya.

Kerana hairan, anak gadis kecil itu berkata, “Abang, apa abang tutup dengan buku tu?” tanya gadis kecil sambil menunjuk ke arah buku.

Kerana malu, pemuda itu menjawab,

“Ah tidak ada apa-apa. ini hanya seekor burung pipit?” Seekor burung pipit?” tanya gadis itu kebingungan. Betul, hanya seekor burung pipit,” jawab pemuda lebih tegas. Setelah gadis kecil itu pergi berlalu, si pemuda kembali membaca buku sambil meneguk minuman kerasnya. Tak lama kemudian, si pemuda tertidur.

Ketika terbangun, dia berada di hospital dan merasa sakit yang amat sangat.

Seorang polis menanyainya, “Apa yang terjadi?” “Saya tidak tahu. Saya sedang berjemur di pantai, lalu ada gadis kecil bertanya sebentar dan tidak lama setelah dia pergi saya tertidur dan kini tiba- tiba berada di sini.

Polis itu pergi ke pantai mencari gadis kecil dan bertanya, “Apa yang kamu lakukan terhadap lelaki yang sedang berjemur itu tadi?”

Gadis kecil itu menjawab, “Saya tidak melakukan apa-apa terhadap abang tu pon. Cuma waktu dia tidur, saya main dengan burung pipitnya. Tapi tidak lama kemudian, burung itu meludahi muka saya. Karena itu saya patahkan leher dan paruhnya, saya pecahkan telur-telurnya & saya bakar sarangnya!”

Nota : Jangan cuba temberang budak kecik.. susah nanti… ekekekekek

Malam Yang Dingin

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam

sebuah bilik yang sederhana besar,

di atas katil...... sepasang suami isteri

yang telah lanjut usia baru masuk tidur.



Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi

isterinya terbangkit perasaan ghairah malam itu....


Si isteri bersuara,

"Dulu-dulu tu.... abang selalu pegang tangan saya

bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan

isterinya, lepas tu mula mengantuk semula.


Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya

dan menyentuh bibirnya ke pipi si isteri.

Lepas tu sambung tido balik.


Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar

selimutnya dan bangun dari katil tu.


Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"


Dengan marah suaminya menjawab,

"Nak gi amik gigi ...la ni"

Malam Pengantin

Seorang lelaki bernama Baskon yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isterinya, menceritakan tentang kemuskilannya kepada seorang kawan, Abon.

"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Baskon. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin."

"Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?" si Abon ingin tahu.

"Begini. Kau kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka melanggan perempuan."

"Ho oh."

"Nah, terus malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan wang RM 100 pada isteri aku."

"Wah, gila kau!" Abon terperanjat. "Bagaimana? Isteri kau marah?"

"Itulah masalahnya," Baskon menjawap. "Dia malah memberikan pulangan wang RM 25 kat aku!"

Mee Bandung

Untuk beberapa tahun,Ahmad Sufian telah mengadakan hubungan sulit dengan orang gajinya,Sutina ...
Suatu hari, Sutina memberitahu Ahmad Suffian yang dirinya mengandung ...

Ahmad Suffian yang tidak mahu merosakkan perkahwinannya, telah mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar Sutina balik ke Bandung untuk melahirkan anak mereka di sana ...

Beliau berjanji akan menanggung segala kos untuk anak tersebut sehingga anaknya nanti berusia 18 tahun ...

Supaya rahsia mereka berdua tidak terbongkar, Ahmad Suffian menyuruh Sutina supaya menghantarkan sekeping poskad dengan menulis perkataan "Mee Bandung" dibelakangnya setelah anak mereka lahir nanti .. Ahmad Suffian akan menguruskan segala perbelanjaan
untuk anaknya setelah mendapat poskad itu nanti ...

Suatu hari, 9 bulan selepas itu, ketika Ahmad Suffian pulang dari kerja, isterinya Norzalina menegur Ahmad Suffian dengan muka yang keliru ...

"Bang ... abang dapat poskad yang peliklah hari ni," kata Norzalina.

"Oh, tak pe ... bagi poskad tu kat Abang. Nanti abang jelaskan," kata Ahmad Suffian.

Norzalina pun memberi poskad itu kepada Ahmad Suffian dan melihat Ahmad Suffian membaca poskad tersebut, sebelum muka Ahmad Suffian bertukar menjadi biru, ungu dan terus pengsan!!

Poskad itu berbunyi ...

"Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung, Mee Bandung - 2 ada telur, 2 tiada telur. Tolong hantarkan kuah lebih ya!"

Ternoda

Aku ditempatkan disuatu tempat yg sempit bersama 19 yg lain. Taukey Leong, aku masih ingat nama itu. Dialah yg memiliki kami. Suatu malam datang seorang lelaki bernama Joe. Aku tak pasti apa yg dibincangkan oleh Joe dgn Taukey Leong. Joe menghampiri dan membawa aku pergi.

Joe membawa aku berjalan-jalan menyusuri kaki lima ibu kota dengan riang. Alangkah bahagianya jika aku dapat menikmati malam-malam begini tanpa kongkongan, tanpa perlu menjadi hamba kepada sesiapa. perlahan-lahan Joe menyentuh tubuhku. Dilurut-lurutnya berkali-kali. Namun apakan daya, sebagai makhluk yg lemah aku hanya mampu membiarkan tangan sasa itu menguliti sekujur tubuhku.

Joe menghela nafas panjang.. bibirnya dijauhkan dari tubuh monggelku.. apakah dia sudah sedar akan perbuatannya? Syukurlah jika begitu..masih ada rupanya secebis perasaan simpati dalam hati yg tadinya bagai ditunggang iblis. Suasana sepi seketika.. Joe senyap tanpa sebarang bicara.. entah berapa kali jam ditangan direnunginya..

Sayup2 kedengaran beberapa suara.. seakan menghampiri kami.. Joe kelihatan begitu gembira menyambut kehadiran beberapa orang lelaki itu.. Seorang darinya merenung tajam kearah tubuh bugarku ini..aku resah dengan renungan itu.. renungan yg dipenuhi nafsu serakah.. Joe memperkenalkan aku padanya.. Roy. begitu jugak dengan yg lain2. Jack, Poie dan sigemuk itu.. Agi.

Roy membisikkan sesuatu pada Joe..dah tanpa ku sedar aku kini berada dalam genggaman Roy. Perkara turkutuk tadi dilakukan lagi. dari tangan ke tangan aku berpindah. aku dikucup.diisap, diramas sepuas-puasnya. aduhh!!! aku tak mampu lagi menahannya.. seluruh tubuhku bagaikan hancur menjadi abu.. tubuh ku di kecap mereka sepuas hati..dan akhirnya. setelah mereka puas memperlakukan diriku, aku dihumbankan di tepi longkang. Habis madu sepah dibuang. maruah hidupku hancur..Begitulah kisah ku.. AKU SEPUNTUNG ROKOK

Boycott of Israel

The recent boycott resolutions of CUPE and NATFHE against Israels Apartheid predictably awakened Israels willing apologists, initiating a high pitched chorus of condemnation and self pity across the Western media, not to mention the blogosphere.

Their arguments, however, are flimsy, not to say rotten. Ill review them one at a time.

But first a clarification. The boycott/divestment/sanctions (BDS) campaign is a very diverse campaign. Each organization has its own specific criticism of what it condemns. Israels offensive policies of colonization in the West Bank and Gaza are the common denominator, but some organizations go beyond that. Likewise, each organization has a different take on what action its members should undertake. But all agree on the need for and appropriateness of some kind of collective action that puts pressure on Israel. I have my own take on both these questions -- what to condemn and how to respond -- but my following remarks address only the broad consensus.

1. Boycotting Israel is hypocritical. There are many other and worse human rights violators. Why aren't these organizations boycotting the UK for occupying Iraq or Russia for its massive slaughter of Chechens?

If a group were to participate in the BDS campaign against Israel while supporting the invasion of Iraq and the massacres in Chechnya, such a group would probably be hypocritical, or at least seriously confused. Are there such groups? I am not aware of any. But if they do exist, they should indeed rethink their stance.

However, there is no direct line from condemnation to choice of action. When considering what action to endorse, a group must take into account other considerations beyond the moral wrongness of what is being condemned.

Responsibility. Are Russian academics involved in the Russian occupation of Chechnya the way Israeli academics are involved in legitimizing Apartheid? Obviously not. If some Israeli apologists believe the opposite, they are welcome to make the case. The case for the complicity of Israeli academia has been persuasively made.

Practicality. Is it practical to try to influence US policy in Iraq through a boycott of US academics? Clearly not. Israel�s small academic world is vulnerable and therefore susceptible to pressure. The British boycott resolution already succeeded in scuttling a proposed cooperation between Hebrew University and the Israeli Security apparatus. There is no point in trying to use the same tactics against the U.S. That is unfortunate. But taking an all or nothing attitude to human rights -- which is what some of Israel�s apologists demand -- is silly. Not to mention the real hypocrisy of those who call attention to human right violations in Sudan or Russia without having any demonstrable interest in human rights at all, but rather out of the desire to defend human rights violations.

Saliency: Most of the organizations that call to boycott Israel have their own different missions that are not focused on the Middle East. Each has to consider the role solidarity with Palestinians and pressure on Israel plays in its overall position and the way it reflects its identity and specific goals. Those groups committed to defending human right are completely within their rights, for example, to consider that Israel damages the framework of humanitarian law more than China does, even though China has jailed more people than Israel has. Israel�s democratic rhetoric and its claim to be a beacon of civilization and morality mean that the occupation in Palestine doesn�t merely violates human rights, it relaxes and degrades the principles of human rights in a way no other rogue state does.

Local leadership: Like most strategies of collective action, the boycott/divestment/sanctions campaign depends on broad consensus. The first requirement for such a consensus to form successfully is that the campaign be actively supported and demanded by the victims, in this case Palestinians. At least for now, there is neither an Iraqi nor a Chechnyan boycott campaign or even demand. Palestinians, on the other hands, are leading the boycott/divestment/sanctions campaign against Israel. Also important is the vocal support from a minority of Israeli groups that support Palestinian rights. This is similar to the way the South African campaign was led by the ANC and was supported by an activist minority of White South Africans. Without local leadership, a campaign lacks legitimacy and is less likely to take hold. Groups are therefore fully justified in taking that in consideration when deciding their priorities.

Tailoring different responses to different transgressions based on complex considerations is not necessarily hypocritical, although it can be. The more appropriate adjective in this particular case is �thoughtful.�

2. The comparison between Israel and South Africa is misguided. Israel is very different and not as bad as South Africa.

�Apartheid� means �separation� and so does �Hafrada,� the Hebrew term for the current policy of Israel vis-�-vis Palestinians. But nobody claims that Israel is �the same� as South Africa. A glance to the globe is enough to ascertain that the two are indeed different countries, and therefore have different, unique and specific histories and institutions. What we claim, however, is that the Apartheid regime in South Africa and the current regime in Israel have a number of significant common traits, and that these common traits are repugnant.

This is not the place to engage in that substantive debate. For those who wish to deepen their knowledge of the issue, Chris McGreal provides an excellent introduction in The Guardian. But one does remark that Israel�s defenders are not in a very good position to argue now that the regime in Israel is not as repugnant as South Africa was. In fact, Israel�s apologists today are often the same groups that used to defend the Apartheid regime in South Africa. Zionist organizations feted the similarities between Afrikaners and Jews, the Anti-Defamation League, for example, even spied on anti-Apartheid activists in the U.S. Israel, for its part, supported South Africa�s nuclear program and later helped it evade sanctions. On the other hand, South African Black and Jewish anti-Apartheid activists who visited the West Bank said that the conditions of Palestinians were similar or even worse than what Blacks endured under Apartheid.

Who has more credibility on the subject of how repugnant the Israeli brand of �Hafrada� is, Abe Foxman, head of an organization that supported Apartheid in South Africa, or the victim of Apartheid, Archbishop Desmond Tutu?

3. Putting pressure on Israel is one-sided and therefore unfair. It would be better to encourage both sides to engage each other in dialogue.

Israel�s apologists have a simple narrative about the history of the relations between Jews and Palestinians. In that narrative, Jews came to Palestine with open palms, and have tried ever since to achieve peaceful co-existence with Palestinians, only to be repeatedly rebuffed by hostile and belligerent Palestinians. Base on that narrative, Israel�s apologists demand more �dialogue,� and excuse all Israel�s actions as self-defense.

Unfortunately for them, nobody else accepts that fairy tale today. Actual history is very different. Since the very beginning, the Zionist leadership was clear about its intention to displace and dispossess Palestinians to make way for a Jewish state. That goal had been largely accomplished in 1948. Thereafter, Israel found the status quo comfortable, and saw no urgency in resolving its conflict with the Palestinians. At every occasion, Israeli leaders expressed disinterest in peace. Ben Gurion said the solution for the Palestinian problem would be that Palestinians would become �human dust.� Moshe Dayan told them after the 1967 occupation, �we have no solution, you will continue to live like dogs.� Golda Meir said there was no need for dialogue because �there is no Palestinian people.� Begin and Shamir refused to negotiate on Palestinian rights in the face of serious U.S. pressure. Begin even invaded Lebanon to avoid having to talk with Arafat (who had already agreed to a �two state solution� in 1974.) After Oslo, despite their lip service to advancing a �two state solution,� Rabin, Netanyahu and Barak have all refused to evacuate a single settlement. All three built new settlements, Barak being the most industrious. At no point has any Israeli leader agree to withdraw from the West Bank and Gaza in full, not to mention to recognize the rights of Palestinian refugees.

The evacuation of Gaza, contrary to the fairy tale, is not a withdrawal at all. Israel is still the occupying force in Gaza. The situation of Gaza today is in fact the closest Israel comes to the full South African Apartheid model; Gaza is an effective separate Bantustan under full Israeli military control. Finally, Olmert�s latest plans for �unilateral separation� in the West Bank point in the same intensified Apartheid direction.

Those who might fear that this historical excursus is threading stale water should consider how Sharon�s advisor Dov Weissglass recently described the purpose of evacuating the settlements from Gaza:

��we succeeded in removing the issue of the political process from the agenda. And we educated the world to understand that there is no one to talk to.�As long as there is no one to talk to, the geographic status quo remains intact�.. [until] Palestine becomes Finland.

There you have it succinctly. Israel�s consistent policy is to avoid dialogue in order to maintain its domination. Based on this analysis, peace can only be advanced by putting pressure on Israel. This is exactly the purpose of the divestment, boycott and sanctions campaign.

4. The boycott advocates are anti-Semitic.

Puhleeeeze!

Writing in the Boston Globe, Reason magazine�s Cathy Young insinuates that Mona Baker is guilty of anti-Semitism.

Young�s evidence: Baker says that in the U.S., �Zionist lobbies are extremely powerful with both Congress and the media.� Apparently, according to Young, you�re either an anti-Semite or an idiot. Because only an idiot would argue with what Baker said.

Young�s smear, to put it mildly, is despicable, but very much de rigeur in almost every standard apology for Israel. Dear Ms. Young, please read the first half of Norman Finkelstein�s book, Beyond Chutzpah, and copy the following sentence 500 times in your notebook: �I will not use accusations of anti-Semitism to smear critics of Israel and Zionism.�

Now, there are certainly a few lost souls out there whose motive for supporting Palestinian rights is anti-Semitism. It�s a pity. They are the mirror image of the Zionists who support human rights in Sudan for the sole purpose of deflecting attention from Israel. We wish both kinds of bigots full recovery. But we won�t stop eating Broccoli if we discovered that it was Hitler�s own favorite food. Nor should we stop supporting Palestinian rights because David Duke support them too.

Besides, outside the fervid imagination of Israels willing apologists, the problem of real anti-Semitism is negligible. To gauge how negligible it is, consider that in 2003, the ADL, which is supposed to lead the struggle against anti-Semitism, honored former Italian PM Berlusconi, weeks after the latter made sympathetic remarks about Mussolini -- Hitler�s sidekick in World War II -- a dictator who enacted race laws and sent Jews to the death camps. Furthermore, taking into consideration the Christian Zionist right in the U.S. and the anti-Muslim right in Europe, I think it is safe to say that there are more anti-Semites among Israel�s friends than among those who express solidarity with Palestinians.

Gabriel Ash is an activist and writer who writes because the pen is sometimes mightier than the sword and sometimes not. He welcomes comments at: g.a.evildoer@gmail.com.

The Five Dancing Israelis Arrested On 9-11





As the world watched in disbelief and asked the question...

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...Mossad operatives were seen dancing with joy.



A Mossad surveillance team made quite a public spectacle of themselves on 9-11.

The New York Times reported Thursday that a group of five men had set up video cameras aimed at the Twin Towers prior to the attack on Tuesday, and were seen congratulating one another afterwards. (1)

Police received several calls from angry New Jersey residents claiming "middle-eastern" men with a white van were videotaping the disaster with shouts of joy and mockery. (2)

"They were like happy, you know … They didn't look shocked to me" said a witness. (3)

[T]hey were seen by New Jersey residents on Sept. 11 making fun of the World Trade Center ruins and going to extreme lengths to photograph themselves in front of the wreckage. (4)

Witnesses saw them jumping for joy in Liberty State Park after the initial impact (5). Later on, other witnesses saw them celebrating on a roof in Weehawken, and still more witnesses later saw them celebrating with high fives in a Jersey City parking lot. (6)

"It looked like they're hooked in with this. It looked like they knew what was going to happen when they were at Liberty State Park." (7)

One anonymous phone call to the authorities actually led them to close down all of New York's bridges and tunnels. The mystery caller told the 9-1-1 dispatcher that a group of Palestinians were mixing a bomb inside of a white van headed for the Holland Tunnel. Here's the transcript from NBC News:

Dispatcher: Jersey City police.
Caller: Yes, we have a white van, 2 or 3 guys in there, they look like Palestinians and going around a building.
Caller: There's a minivan heading toward the Holland tunnel, I see the guy by Newark Airport mixing some junk and he has those sheikh uniform.
Dispatcher: He has what?
Caller: He's dressed like an Arab. (8)

(*Writer's note: Why would this mystery caller specifically say that these "Arabs" were Palestinians? How would he know that? Palestinians usually dress in western style clothes, not "sheikh uniforms")

Based on that phone call, police then issued a "Be-on-the-Lookout" alert for a white mini-van heading for the city's bridges and tunnels from New Jersey.

White, 2000 Chevrolet van with 'Urban Moving Systems' sign on back seen at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, NJ, at the time of first impact of jetliner into World Trade Center Three individuals with van were seen celebrating after initial impact and subsequent explosion. FBI Newark Field Office requests that, if the van is located, hold for prints and detain individuals. (9)
When a van fitting that exact description was stopped just before crossing into New York, the suspicious "middle-easterners" were apprehended. Imagine the surprise of the police officers when these terror suspects turned out to be Israelis!

According to ABC’s 20/20, when the van belonging to the cheering Israelis was stopped by the police, the driver of the van, Sivan Kurzberg, told the officers:

"We are Israelis. We are not your problem. Your problems are our problems. The Palestinians are your problem." (10)

Why did he feel Palestinians were a problem for the NYPD?

The police and FBI field agents became very suspicious when they found maps of the city with certain places highlighted, box cutters (the same items that the hijackers supposedly used), $4700 cash stuffed in a sock, and foreign passports. Police also told the Bergen Record that bomb sniffing dogs were brought to the van and that they reacted as if they had smelled explosives. (11)

The FBI seized and developed their photos, one of which shows Sivan Kurzberg flicking a cigarette lighter in front of the smouldering ruins in an apparently celebratory gesture. (12)

The Jerusalem Post later reported that a white van with a bomb was stopped as it approached the George Washington Bridge, but the ethnicity of the suspects was not revealed. Here's what the Jerusalem Post reported on September 12, 2001:

American security services overnight stopped a car bomb on the George Washington Bridge. The van, packed with explosives, was stopped on an approach ramp to the bridge. Authorities suspect the terrorists intended to blow up the main crossing between New Jersey and New York, Army Radio reported. (13)

"...two suspects are in FBI custody after a truckload of explosives was discovered around the George Washington Bridge ... The FBI ... says enough explosives were in the truck to do great damage to the George Washington Bridge."

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It was reported the van contained tonnes of explosives (14).

What's really intriguing is that ABC's 20/20 (15), the New York Post (16), and the New Jersey Bergen Record (17) all clearly and unambiguously reported that a white van with Israelis was intercepted on a ramp near Route 3, which leads directly to the Lincoln Tunnel.

But the Jerusalem Post, Israeli National News (Arutz Sheva) (18), and Yediot America, (19) all reported, just as clearly and unambiguously, that a white van with Israelis was stopped on a ramp leading to the George Washington Bridge, which is several miles north of the Lincoln Tunnel.

It appears as if there may actually have been two white vans involved, one stopped on each crossing. This would not only explain the conflicting reports as to the actual location of the arrests, but would also explain how so many credible eye-witnesses all saw celebrating "middle-easterners" in a white van in so many different locations. It also explains why the New York Post and Steve Gordon (lawyer for the 5 Israelis) originally described how three Israelis were arrested but later increased the total to five.

Perhaps one van was meant to drop off a bomb while the other was meant to pick up the first set of drivers while re-crossing back into New Jersey? If a van was to be used as a parked time-bomb on the GW Bridge, then certainly the drivers would need to have a "get-away van" to pick them up and escape. And notice how the van (or vans) stayed away from the third major crossing -the Holland Tunnel- which was where the police had originally been directed to by that anti-Palestinian 9-1-1 "mystery caller". A classic misdirection play.

From there, the story gets becomes even more suspicious. The Israelis worked for a Weehawken moving company known as Urban Moving Systems. An American employee of Urban Moving Systems told the The Record of New Jersey that a majority of his co-workers were Israelis and they were joking about the attacks.

The employee, who declined to give his name said: "I was in tears. These guys were joking and that bothered me." These guys were like, "Now America knows what we go through." (20)

A few days after the attacks, Urban Moving System's Israeli owner, Dominick Suter, dropped his business and fled the country for Israel. He was in such a hurry to flee America that some of Urban Moving System's customers were left with their furniture stranded in storage facilities (21).

Suter's departure was abrupt, leaving behind coffee cups, sandwiches, cell phones and computers strewn on office tables and thousands of dollars of goods in storage. Suter was later placed on the same FBI suspect list as 9/11 lead hijacker Mohammed Atta and other hijackers and suspected al-Qaeda sympathizers, suggesting that U.S. authorities felt Suter may have known something about the attacks. (22)

The Jewish weekly The Forward reported that the FBI finally concluded that at least two of the detained Israelis were agents working for the Mossad, the Israeli intelligence agency, and that Urban Moving Systems, the ostensible employer of the five Israelis, was a front operation. This was confirmed by two former CIA officers, and they noted that movers' vans are a common intelligence cover. (23). The Israelis were held in custody for 71 days before being quietly released. (24)

"There was no question but that [the order to close down the investigation] came from the White House. It was immediately assumed at CIA headquarters that this basically was going to be a cover-up so that the Israelis would not be implicated in any way in 9/11." (25)
Several of the detainees discussed their experience in America on an Israeli talk show after their return home. Said one of the men, denying that they were laughing or happy on the morning of Sept. 11, "The fact of the matter is we are coming from a country that experiences terror daily. Our purpose was to document the event." (26)


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How did they know there would be an event to document on 9/11?

It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to connect the dots of the dancing Israeli Mossad agents - here's the most logical scenario:

1. The Israeli "movers" cheered the 9-11 attacks to celebrate the successful accomplishment of the greatest spy operation ever pulled off in history.

2. One of them, or an accomplice, then calls a 9-1-1 police dispatcher to report Palestinian bomb-makers in a white van headed for the Holland Tunnel.

3. Having thus pre-framed the Palestinians with this phone call, the Israeli bombers then head for the George Washington Bridge instead, where they will drop off their time-bomb van and escape with Urban Moving accomplices.

4. But the police react very wisely and proactively by closing off ALL bridges and tunnels instead of just the Holland Tunnel. This move inadvertently foils the Israelis' misdirection play and leads to their own capture and 40 day torture.

5. To cover up this story, the U.S. Justice Department rounds up over 1000 Arabs for minor immigration violations and places them in New York area jails. The Israelis therefore become less conspicuous as the government and media can now claim that the Israelis were just immigration violators caught in the same dragnet as many other Arabs.

6. After several months, FBI and Justice Department "higher-ups" are able to gradually push aside the local FBI agents and free the Israelis quietly.

Osama bin Laden was immediately blamed for the 9/11 attacks even though he had no previous record of doing anything on this scale. Immediately after the Flight 11 hit World Trade Center 1
CIA Director George Tenet said "You know, this has bin Laden's fingerprints all over it." (27)

The compliant mainstream media completely ignored the Israeli connection. Immediately following the 9-11 attacks the media was filled with stories linking the attacks to bin Laden. TV talking-heads, "experts", and scribblers of every stripe spoon-fed a gullible American public a steady diet of the most outrageous propaganda imaginable.

We were told that the reason bin Laden attacked the USA was because he hates our "freedom" and "democracy". The Muslims were "medieval" and they wanted to destroy us because they envied our wealth, were still bitter about the Crusades, and were offended by Britney Spears shaking her tits and ass all over the place!

But bin Laden strongly denied any role in the attacks and suggested that Zionists orchestrated the
9-11 attacks. The BBC published bin Laden's statement of denial in which he said:

"I was not involved in the September 11 attacks in the United States nor did I have knowledge of the attacks. There exists a government within a government within the United States. The United States should try to trace the perpetrators of these attacks within itself; to the people who want to make the present century a century of conflict between Islam and Christianity. That secret government must be asked as to who carried out the attacks. ... The American system is totally in control of the Jews, whose first priority is Israel, not the United States." (28)

You never heard that quote on your nightly newscast did you?

[A] number of intelligence officials have raised questions about Osama bin Laden's capabilities. "This guy sits in a cave in Afghanistan and he's running this operation?" one C.I.A. official asked. "It's so huge. He couldn't have done it alone." A senior military officer told me that because of the visas and other documentation needed to infiltrate team members into the United States a major foreign intelligence service might also have been involved. (29)

Bin Laden is not named as the perpetrator of 9/11 by the FBI:

When asked why there is no mention of 9/11 on Bin Laden’s Most Wanted web page (30), [Rex Tomb, Chief of Investigative Publicity for the FBI] said, “The reason why 9/11 is not mentioned on Usama Bin Laden’s Most Wanted page is because the FBI has no hard evidence connecting Bin Laden to 9/11.” (31)

"So we've never made the case, or argued the case that somehow Osama bin Laden [sic] was directly involved in 9/11. That evidence has never been forthcoming" - Dick Cheney. (32)

To date, the only shred of “evidence” to be uncovered against bin Laden is a barely audible fuzzy amateur video that the Pentagon just happened to find "lying around" in Afghanistan. How very convenient, and how very fake. (33)

There is no evidence, be it hard or circumstantial, to link the Al Qaeda "terrorist network" to these acts of terror, but there is a mountain of evidence, both hard and circumstantial, which suggests that Zionists have been very busy framing Arabs for terror plots against America.

"I think there is very compelling evidence that at least some of the terrorists were assisted not just in financing -- although that was part of it -- by a sovereign foreign government ... It will become public at some point when it's turned over to the archives, but that's 20 or 30 years from now" - Senator Bob Graham. (34)

If the sovereign foreign government mentioned by Senator Graham was an enemy of the United States the "compelling evidence" would not be kept secret for 20+ years.

One final point; at 09:40 on 9-11 it was reported that the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine claimed responsibility for the attacks (35). This claim was immediately denied by the DFLP leader Qais abu Leila who said it had always opposed "terror attacks on civilian targets, especially outside the occupied territories." (36)

Why would a Palestinian organisation comprising of less than 500 people (37) make the suicidal move of immediately claiming responsibility for the attacks?

Sharon and the other Israeli leaders aspire to fulfil what the goals of the political Zionist movement have been since its origin a century ago: to turn all of historic Palestine into an exclusively Jewish state. A central tenet of the Zionist ideology is expressed in the racist slogan, "A land without people for a people without a land." (38)

The implication of Palestinians in the 9/11 attacks would have handed Zionists a golden opportunity to achieve the above because all Palestinians would have been labelled terrorists.


"Evidence linking these Israelis to 9/11 is classified. I cannot tell you about evidence that has been gathered. It's classified information."

US official quoted in Carl Cameron's Fox News report on the Israeli spy ring.

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